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tristement:

I put my only 2 pairs of headphones both through the wash at the same time but they both still work God is real

turns out they’re both broken

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I put my only 2 pairs of headphones both through the wash at the same time but they both still work God is real

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no

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I’m so happy about this

Anonymous said: How old are you?

16

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I got my permit and I drove home and I almost got in an accident nice

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justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

(via glitterpuker)

if i fail my permit test today i will be so sad on my birthday which wont be fun so i hope i dont fail

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via healingx)

reblog if u hate capitalism but u still want to make money because you need money to survive capitalism lmao i’m sad

(Source: maywaver, via notjackwhite)

someone invite me to ello

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surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. sometimes i am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

(via glitterpuker)

cleffairie:

you are the smell before rain, you are the rock to my dwayne

(via notjackwhite)


ellenpageofficial:

kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

spread this like wildfire

(Source: scarymermaid, via notjackwhite)

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